Things I Ate Today

I know I'm hypochondriatic, but I swear I have the zombie flu or something (again)!

Things I Ate Today:
-Banana
-Orange juice
-Water
-A pint of Karamel Sutra (cures every ail, I'm finding)
-Good fruit cup
-Small jar of hot salsa with accommodating Scoops chips

Symptoms I have today:
-Sleeping/napping for 16 hours (that's 2/3 of 24!)
-Coughing all day that feels like a convergent boundary and, similarly, produces molten phlegm
-"The chills"
-Achey body
-Headache
-Dehydration
-Zombieness

Regardless, it has been a good day for eating.