28 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:

Brunch: I really don't like Einstein's, but I got a fruit and yogurt parfait. I ate some of the yogurt off the top and some granola, scooped out the blueberries, then threw the rest of it away.
-A medium Irish Creme Latte from Eastway:)

5pm: a mango and a few Tostitos chips

7-9pm: a vegetarian volcano taco, cheesy fiesta potatoes
-Vegetarian crunchwrap, and some random cinnamon curls they threw into the bag??
-Two mints and about a thousand hot sauce packets
-A large Baja Blast that will undoubtedly keep me away aaaaaaall night long.

Today was a perfect day for eating!

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:

-a bowl of Rice Krispies
-a huge bag of almonds, walnuts, raisins, and apricots (from my mom) at work
-a large portion of canteloupe off the "free rack" at work. Rotten <>
-nasty psuedo-Asian psuedo-cuisine... I threw most of it away...
-half a pint of blueberries (didn't wash 'em 'cause I'm livin' on the edge)
-Cadbury Creme Egg, seriously the best thing I can imagine on the planet
-Fuze black tea with acai: highly recommended
-Fuze white tea with goji berries: highly recommended
-a chocolate-covered Peep ("the hard-boiled Cadbury Creme Egg")
-a cup of carrots and celery with dressing.

If I did today over, I would eat about HALF of that nutty trail mix and eliminate the nasty stir-fry. Otherwise, everything was good! Blueberries and Cadbury Creme Eggs are overwhelmingly great, and they always improve my day as a whole.

26 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Yesterday, I ate really good food! I had a jar and a half of nontostitos salsa, with restaurant style (instead of Scoops) chips: amazing!! I drank half a gallon of original soy milk, in addition to a juicebox of vanilla soy milk. I ate a mango, some other fruit, um... I actually don't remember what else, but it was all great. Sebastian gave me an apple cinnamon chai cider Naked juice?? Omg. Out of this world. It was so good. He also bought pizza at Erik's/Dan's/Sam's (this will be referred to the Cat's Den from here on out), so I ate a slice. With pineapple:)

Today, I slept in and then eventually got to Prentice, where I ate a personal pan pizza. It was very good and fresh. I went back to my dorm and ate... ... ?? Um, I don't remember what I ate there.

Oh! I ate almost an entire box (6 servings) of gluten-free, non-oat "oatmeal" cookies. They were so good! I drank a strawberry kiwi Naked juice. I drank a vanilla soymilk juice box. I drank a Vitamin Water.* Somewhere in between all that was a 3-4 hour nap.

Around 6, I went over to Cody's, and we napped. (The day's general theme was eating and napping, so it was essentially perfect.) We went to Eastway, where I ate: half a pint of blueberries, a cup of some fruit, a vanilla soy milk juice box, some vegetarian pepperoni?? which was actually pretty good and also good for you; chocolate-covered pretzels, ummm... I think that's all. It was incredible.

Then, we bought Cadbury Creme Eggs and ate them on the warm, lovely poop vent (sound familiar, Lauren?). Aaaahhhh!

My mom picked me up and took me home. Apparently she made a chocolate cake, ate it with dad, and decided it would be okay to syke me out by leaving the pan on the counter. So I walked home and got all excited, only to realize that all the cake was gone! I ate a cup of celery and carrots, with a glass of milk.

I sure ate a lot today! It was all delicious, though. Another good day for eating.

*Today I realized that Vitamin Water is made from reverse osmosis water. That means it's really, really bad for you! Reverse osmosis water actually takes nutrients out of your bones when you drink a lot of it, and I'm actually finishing my second case at the present time. Ooooops.

24 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Today, after getting like five hours of sleep again because I'm stooopid, I woke up an hour early (8:30/9:00) to study for a big Italian test. I drank a large coffee with chocolate soy milk at Prentice. Then, Dan came out to talk to me and gave me a free drank! Diet Coke. I didn't drink all of it because I was tired and cracked out on caffeine, but it was a very nice gesture.

After my test, I went back to Prentice. I met Dan and Sebastian for brunch as per usual, but I wasn't hungry. I started working on my Italian workbook, which is due tomorrow. Then, after they'd both eaten, I ate a piece of jalapeno cheese and a little box of black raspberries. This was the day's major turning point in deliciousness.

After I finished most of my workbook (around 2:30/3:00), I ate some almonds and dried cranberries. I drank the first half of a Vitamin Water.

Sebastian gave me and Lauren some Sweethearts from his grandparents. Some sparkled!

Later, I wound up at Kent's biannual Soul Food Dinner with Lauren, Cody, Sebastian, Dan, and Ryan. The Gospel Choir sang! I ate some AMAZING mac &cheese, as well as some yams.

Lauren and I went back to Prentice (over the course of the day, I think I went here five times). She got a drink and I got a Cadbury Creme Egg. We were both in heaven because they were the most delicious things!!

Then, later, Sebastian let us eat his chips, salsa, bean dip, cheese, and sour cream. This combination was one of the most delicious things I have ever tasted.

(After a grocery trip to Prentice,) I ate some more food on my own. Based on recommendation, I tried Naked's strawberry kiwi juice? It was incredible. I absolutely want to pass on that recommendation. I also ate half a jar of nontostitos salsa, with "Restaurant Style" chips. And another Cadbury Egg, just because it was such a great day for eating. I finished the vitamin water and called it a day!

Today was out of this park! Everything I ate was perfect and delicious. It was a good day for eating.

23 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:

-large coffee with chocolate soy milk
-Amy's rice bowl meal*
-a banana
-delicious cheese pizza
-a cup of grapes
-a pint of Ben & Jerry's strawberry cheesecake* ice cream
-some of a perfect mango, which I shared
-watermelon juice by Naked

*These things were pretty tasty, but if I did the day over I would not eat them again.
It was a pretty good day for eating!

22 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:

-large coffee with chocolate soy milk
-a few jelly beans

-a little package of hommus, celery, carrots
-v8 juice which, shiestily, only had 10% fruit juice!!
-2 boxes of Peeps
-very vanilla soy milk juice box

evening snack (at least a serving of each)
-the rest of the jelly beans I've been eating all week
-dried cranberries
-stuffed grape leaves
-a cup of carrots and celery, with ranch
-peanut butter
-the rest of my chocolate soy milk from the carton, and vitamin water
-a mango that I cut with a plastic knife on tissues and dropped in glitter when it was drippy
-whatever else was in reach; I don't even remember...

It was a good day for eating! Or should I say... it was a good week for eating?

21 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Yesterday around noon, I ate a veggie burger.
With Hayley and Lauren, I tasted some Nutella and cupcake batter:)
At work around 5:30, I ate some pineapple spears (the outsides) with half a doughnut and about 5 sweetheart candies.
After work, I finished the pineapple spears. I also ate a package of carrots with dressing, and drank a vanilla soymilk juice box and sipped some Baja Blast.
At Dan's birthday party, I had some stuff like bites of perfect brownies and a piece of cake.

Today when I woke up, I ordered some more of those Best French Fries In Life. Still amazing!!
This was a pretty large portion, like I would guess it had about 1,000 battered calories.
I went back to my dorm and drank chocolate soy milk out of the carton.
I ate an apple, a fruit leather, and TONS of candy Easter jelly beans / eggs. Tooonnnns. Ewww.
I also got dinner with Jon at Eastway: vegetarian meatloaf with cold mashed potatoes &gravy?

I might just take a shower and go to sleep. My hair is full of cake and glitter, and I'm exhausted!
It was really poopoo to not spend real time with Hayley while she was home.

Otherwise: it was a good day for eating!

Things I've Bought that I Love???

Things I've Bought that I Love
Omg we even have the same layout

19 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Breakfast: Cocoa Krispies

Lunch at work: a mango (perfect food!), Tiger Milk protein bar, a regular portion of my faaavorite nonEaster chocolate: cappuccino Ritter Sport bar<3 <3 It only cost a dollar because it's expired, but it tasted just the same!

After work: the rest of the chocolate (thus fulfilling my caloric suggestion for the day), potato chips (I don't even like potato chips), and a TON of my mom's famously delicious sushi.

Today, for eating, was unbelievably great; but I also feel gross. If I did today's eating over again, I would probably remove the chips and about half of everything I ate (except for the mango and Cocoa Krispies).

18 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Yesterday:

-large coffee with soy milk (vanilla because they were out of chocolate)
-T9 value meal from Taco Bell: crunchwrap, taco, large Baja Blast
-pink Vitamin Water
-third best (cheesy) french fries I've ever had
-an apple

Things I Ate Today:

-a lot of Baja Blast at inappropriate times
-half a pint of Ben & Jerry's (leftover from Sebastian-- I don't usually eat half pints!) vanilla Heath
-3 slices* of cheese pizza with a small cup of rootbeer
-about half of a huge bag of spring-colored jelly beans
-pink Vitamin Water
-weird bread products
-gluten-free cookie dough
-raisins I think?

*One was free!

Today wasn't a good day for eating at all, but I didn't care. Yesterday was an exceptional day for eating.

16 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: don't take melatonin at 5am.

I went to Italian as a total zombie at 9:55, and then when I came back to my room I went straight to sleep instead of taking a shower as I so desparately needed to do. Consequently, I didn't eat anything (although I did drink a large cup of hot chocolate) until about 5pm.

5pm: a tray of vegetarian sushi rolls, a pint* of ice cream, and a Cadbury Caramel Egg.
I thought I'd try the caramel eggs, just in case I was missing out on something incredible. However, I wasn't. Everyone should definitely stick to the creme eggs.

8-9pm: an apple, and a bag of mixed almonds and raisins.
This is actually a very good idea because, with vast raisin dominasin, you get a good balance of snackablility and protein. As we know, almonds are very high in protein; but you're not really supposed to eat a lot* of them.

*It's always important to monitor quantity :P

It was a good day for eating! I actually loved it!

15 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

I wish everybody kept this blog! It's a little stinky to get on blogger and see that nobody's posted...

Things I Ate Today:
-Large coffee with chocolate soy milk
-Cadbury creme egg <3
-A bag (about 3.5 servings) of honey oats & almond clusters
-50% chance I ate an apple?
-The best Chipotle I remember eating
-String cheese
-A cup of celery and carrots, with ranch
-About half a cup of fruit
-Another chocolate soy milk
-Raisins and almonds
-Vitamin Water
-Still a little hungry for some reason?

It was a good day for eating.

14 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

You know you're in trouble when you eat 10-15 cookies but feel, at the end of the day, like you deserve a sweet reward for eating so well. Haha this is probably about the time when I should phase back out of eating such nasty nast!

Things I Ate Today:
-dry Cocoa Krispies for brunch
-mango for a 4:00 break at work
-a lot of cheese
-an old banana
-nongluten heart-shaped cookies that my mom made (cutest thing ever)
-an apple
-some almonds
-vitamin water

It was a good day for eating! Today I tried to find my running shoes at home, but they seem to have disappeared off the face of the planet. I'm playing the CD I made yesterday for the first time, and it's all scratched! I have a lot to do for my Gerontology class tomorrow, and I left my phone charger at home again. I think the theme for this week should be "shopping."

13 February 2010

T- to the A- to the S-T-E-Y- gurl u tasty

Things I Ate Today:

-fancy *bread and fake butter
-an apple the size of your soul
-swiss cheese
-another ridonculous portion of those Doritoesque corn chips from God
-a huge bowl of beans and rice and other stuff that my mom made
-a bowl of vanilla icecream with supplementary
-nongluten cookie dough:) Being home is kind of awesome, right?

Today, I spawned this for some reason. Read it like a really aggressive rap.

Nice to meet you, *gluten, my name is Jess
It's a pretty bad idea for me to obsess
About this piece of bread being so delicious
I eat it in the kitchen, all surreptitious.
You'll be a killer of my digestion and focus
But I'm about to keep eatin' you up bo-cuz
Your seven grains possess some tasty qualities
I think our love is wholesome but forbidden-- you are just a tease.

Sorry about that.

It was a good day for eating!

12 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Mason Jennings is so good! If he is famous or associated with Jack Johnson, well, I am willing to ignore either/both of those things. My favorite song by him is "Keepin' it Real." Right now I am listening to "Ballad for My One True Love" and "I am Lonely" and whatever else comes up in my library.

Today I ate:

-a banana with (supposedly honey-flavored) peanut butter
-about 3/4 lb. overpriced, low quality strawberries
-king-sized Reese's
-vanilla milkshake
-deluxe brownie/mallow/frosting miracle
-almonds in raisins
-a huge bag of corn chips that are flavored like DORITOS (so they're gluten-free)! Genius.
-a plastic pot of salsa
-Swiss cheese
-a piece of bread because it was so fancy
-milk and apple juice and water
-Cadbury Creme Egg
-Skor bar

Ew. What is wrong with me? It was a good day for eating.

11 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:

Breakfast: a lot of candy (fruit snacks and Reese's) with chocolate soy milk in a large coffee
Other: almonds, Vanilla Coke* and an apple. And a gluten-free breakfast bar.
**Lunch/following Sebastian around campus: cheesy fries and a pint of Ben & Jerry's fro-yo
Directly thereafter: a Cadbury Creme Egg
Other: about 5 strawberries, half a pint of blueberries <3, and more almonds.

This feels like I'm missing something again! However, it was a good day for eating. Do you think this daily increase in cheesy fried food and cola will start bringing up my weight soon?

I would REALLY like some Taco Bell.

*Best idea ever
**Oops. Earlier it was brought to my attention that 5:30 is not lunchtime. But I'm a Confucianist now so I don't worry myself with such petty western standards.

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:

Brunch: 2 individually packaged cheeses, large coffee with chocolate soy milk, a Cadbury Creme Egg, an unwashed strawberry
-Vitamin Water
-a million packets of Scooby Doo fruit snacks
-a bunch of miniature Reese's cups
-a piece of pizza (whoooops!)
-a cup of carrots* and celery with ranch dressing
-deep-fried curly fries, omggg
-deep-fried other fries, omggg

These fries were the second best I've ever had. They were made in someone's kitchen!! I could not believe it!!

It was a good day for eating.

*I'd estimate that each carrot was about 10 karats.

09 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

I cannot believe how many people are suddenly following my blog! Holy camoles! How ya eatin?

Today when I woke up, my upper stomach hurt reeeaaaal bad. I just drank a chocolate soy milk juice box and left.

For lunch after I got lost in the snow and talked to Hayley on the phone which was the best idea we were too stupid to ever think of, I ate: a little bag of salted peanuts, a bottle of vanilla coke, and the rice that Lauren so graciously shared with me on Saturday. It was very delicious, especially with some hot sauce packets from my desk drawer!

If you want to know a nasty secret, I might have eaten a thing of cheesy fries with EXTRA CHEESE. Most people can't handle one cup of cheese, but obviously we can't all be perfect. It was good and disgusting. I tried to balance it with a cup of grapes, and I drank a lot of Vitamin Water, like I do every day. That's because a while ago, I fought a kid for a case of it that was on sale for $10? Bad flavor, good idea.

I probably ate some more of those gluten-free breakfast bars. I went to dinner with the Koonce International Mentorship program even though I wasn't hungry, and I got broccoli cheddar soup with a black raspberry lemonade from Einstein's. That sounds good, but I actually threw most of it away (goodbye, $5!) because the soup was cold and the drink was too intense. I actually took the soup back one time and asked them to maybe heat it up, but the second time when it was still cold I stopped caring.

With Cody and Jon, I ate a pint of Karamel Sutra ice cream. Then we watched Coraline and I ate two packets of Scooby Doo fruit snacks.

Even though everything I just listed is disgusting, I really enjoyed it. Today was a good day for eating.

08 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

I am so over February. Even though cool and fun things happen, they end and then it's February again! I hate it. In this month we are tired of cold weather and are ready for springtime, but we know that it won't be spring time for like two more months. Summer is in like 500 days...

I spent the night at home on Friday because the roads were horrible and I didn't want my mom to drive on them (even though she wanted to). Consequently, I was very hungry on Saturday morning. I didn't get to eat until about 3, when I had two huge bowls of Cocoa Krispies. When I got back to school, I ate some gluten-free bars and stuff, and then when I met Lauren and Sebastian I ate a baby Reese's cup. That night around 2-2:30, I ate THE BEST FRENCH FRIES OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. Dan bought them and picked them up for us, which was a very nice gesture; then Lauren and I sat there eating all of them in endless bliss. They weren't crunchy OR soggy, but they were sooo soft. And hot. And breaded. And the outside was so flavorful and delicious. Like I seriously don't remember the last time I ate something so incrediblydelicious.

Lauren and I woke up that morning around 5:45 because we are idiots and had a lot of thirst. By the time we got to Rosie's, I felt like I'd vomitted four times then slept in someone's bed who I don't know very well (by myself) and then woken up 4 hours later& layed in bed for a few hours just thinking about how thirsty I was& pushed a car out of the snow& walked across campus (in the three feet of sunny snow) to a nasty diner where people were judging our boots and skirts and torn-up tights. Don't you just feel like that sometimes? Ya just gotta eat the right thing. So I bought... a large drink with green tea and Sprite mixed together, grapes, and an English muffin with an egg on it... the grossest thing ever. Nibbled and disposed! I drank about 50 bottles of Vitamin Water.

Later that day, I ate a box of gluten-free doughnuts and a Mexican meal that my mom made for my brother's 26th birthday.

Today after class, I met Sebastian and Dan for "breakfast." I got a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes and green peppers and, like, an onion. Sometimes a girl's just gotta eat a grilled cheese sandwich. I drank some chocolate soy milk and pop in juice.

Around 5-5:30, I finished off a pint of coffee ice cream and ate an apple. In the evening, I ate some gluten-free breakfast bars and maybe a few other nibbles. My stomach hurts!!!!!

It was an okay day for eating, but I hope that tomorrow is a lot better and a lot less disgusting and a lot less sandwichy! Hahaha oh, dear.

05 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:
-Large coffee
-2 chocolate soy milk juice boxes
-Fruit Cup
-XL Reese's heart/egg with a bite taken off the top
-Cinnamon Altoids
-Half a large jar of medium salsa with Jalapeno Scoops Chips
-Lots of peas
-2 triangles of Laughing Cow cheese from... Christmas?? Omg I hadn't thought about that until just now...
-White chocolate chips (worst idea ever)
-Wasabi rice-things (very airy)
-A box of raisins

Things I Ate Yesterday:
-Large coffee with chocolate soy milk
-More chocolate soy milk, a lot of it
-Many gluten-free "breakfast" bars
-Probably raisins and some fruit
-At Akron's dining hall, Rob's: mint and vanilla ice cream, beans and rice, carrots, celery, green peppers, mashed potatoes, red yams, some weird eggplant... fried... thing

It was a pretty good day for eating!

03 February 2010

Things I Ate Today

Things I Ate Today:

-Tons of candy (chocolate assortment)
-2 apples (yellow delicious)
-Volcano nachos from Taco Bell (amaaazing)
-Cheesy fiesta potatoes (what could be better?)

It was an incredible day for eating-- much better than yesterday, thank God!

02 February 2010

Thongs I Ate Today*

Today was the grossest day for eating I could ever possibly imagine! For breakfast, I ate super nachos with orange melty cheese product (the best) and bad salsa. Yeagurl, you HEARRRD me!** Bad salsa. Um, I also drank Cherry Coke for some reason. Immediately thereafter, I decided in apparently gross company that it was a good time for candy. I ate a couple baby Reese's cups and two of those Forerror Rochett things. The problem here, I realized, is they make that candy (the latter) with WHEAT FLOUR! So for lunch I went ahead and ate some cheesy bread. I also drank more pop. Don't you want to throw up just reading this?

I ate two apples, peanut butter, popcorn, raisins, chocolate-covered raisins, more gluten from the Pizza Dungeon, chocolate soy milk, probably more nasty pop... ew. I think you get the picture!

The last couple days were better for eating, though. I ate ice cream, vegetarian sushi rolls, fresh fruit, coffee, chocolate soy milk, popcorn, raisins, and so on. Those are most of my favorite foods lately! They're mostly, like, the only things I ever-ever eat. A growing concern has been that, since I've stopped eating gluten again (today was an exception), I've been sick as ever. So there's like a hundred percent chance that my immune system is messed up, but I don't know how to fix it.

Eating food is cool!

**Hey David are you Jealous Of this phrase I invented?